I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night  could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?  A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?  I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild    Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me  But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony  She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"  But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly    [Chorus:]  My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom  My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee  My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath  After me, mentally deranged!    I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars  She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!  She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence  I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me    My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]    Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...    [Fade]