There's a bloke from Hereford Road  who really makes me groan,  everyday he's at the door  or on the telephone  Why can't he just go away  and leave me here alone  In the pictures in the pub  no one can ever know  just how much a pest he is  he's everywhere I go    [Chorus:]  It's not fair he's always there  everywhere I go Neal's there,  how do you deal with dddd deal with  it's not fair Neal's everywhere I go  It's not fair he's always there  everywhere I go Neal's there  how do you deal with ddd deal with Neal.    Everyday I cannot eat my grub  or drink or sleep  everyday Neal pulls up in his car  and goes beep beep  What am I supposed to do  about this bloomin creep  everyday I look outside  to see if Neal's about  everyday he's there without a doubt  [Chorus]    It doesn't matter where I go  Neal will be there I know  Neal is not a man  he's mice I know