T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma  Ever since then our love life has been a farce  Pursued and wooed by that  sun tanned Majorca charmer  Now she thinks the sun shines  out his spanish arse    Of course I knew that somebody was  bound to meet her  but tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas  Is it just because coz he calls her Senorita  or did the bast ard teach her grasias?    I've had enough, I've had enough o'Magaluf,  I've had enough ooo Me Too  I know, I know  To stick around, to stick around to stick around  would make me blue  Too blue  I've had enough o Magaluf, enough o'Megaluf and you AAOO    Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool  She stared at me and said why can't I look like that  Ih what a sucker, a skinny fool,  as she sat pining for that Spanish prat.    [Guitar Time]    Morning night and afternoon  She'd nick off down the blue lagoon  She was with that brionze baboon again.    Now I could see them neckin' on from the balcony  I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks  Theres nuthin' goin' on she's conned me  Coz she had her hands inside his swimmin' trunks    I've had enough...