Keith works every night & day  honesty's his goal  but Keith's a thief coz he's  still claiming dole  what a fiddler Keith is  he thinks he won't be caught  but Keith is gonna end up in court  the SS men will knock on the door  and Keith won't be working no more    Keith Keith Keith's a thief...    he's making money on the sly  which he does not declare  no invoices or reciepts anywhere  locked in the room with the C.I.D.  rather you Keith than me...    Keith Keith Keith's a thief...    Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief  a rip off and a con  Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief  and he's still signing on  Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on    I'm not decietful he does say  I tell them all the facts  but Keith's a thief  coz he dodges the tax  The PH team will get Keith  coz will all know that Keith's a thief