Ran over by a bus up the high street  Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet  the driver shouts Oi! are you alright  but Dougy's on his way  Dougy then has a little mishap  when a geezer comes along and gives him a slap,  Dougy said it's wise that you apologize  or else you'll face D D D Dougy    [Chorus:]  Beware, beware, beware, beware,  never never mess with Dougy Bell  beware beware beware beware  never never mess with him  D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy  or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me  I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy.    Dougy's getting sick of burglaries  he's changed all the locks  and he's bought new keys  he's gonna get the robber no matter what it takes  he's gonna die  Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed  some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head  fifteen vilains or maybe even more  ran when they saw D D D Dougy  [Chorus]    Dougy's in the back room playing pool  he's lost five quid but he keeps his cool  Dougy is a winner he'll not be beat  so the game goes on.  Half an hour later when the poolroom's in a wreck  the opposition tries to stick something down his neck,  He began the cry cause he was gonna die  Cause he fooled with D D D Dougy  [Chorus]