He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak  He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac  He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those  squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows    It's...  DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA  I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA  DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA  BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE  COZ IT'S ALL  DORKAMANIA    In Ornathology, hes got a PHD  He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree  Grand world class chess champions,  the wally worships these  He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE    It's... dorkamania    He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard  that he can pull  They say he's facinatin' till they date him,  then they hate him  We've never met a bloke so dull.    So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet  Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet  is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?  I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal    It's  Dorkamania