Davey's life has changed dramatically, now  We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see  Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now  He's took the plunge now he lives in misery    [Chorus:]  DAVEYYYYYYYYY Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot  DAVEYYYYYYYYY Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot    Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now  He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out  Davey does what she tells him to do, now  SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout  [Chorus]...  [Guitar Bit]    Davey's anniversary is due now  His face is as long as the river Nile  Davey will not admit that it's true, now  He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle  [Chorus]