Na na na    D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick  How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick  The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly to discuss  How could anyone give birth to a bird so hideous    [Chorus:]  Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,  Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D  Ron Dixon, Ron Dixon he,  Ron Dixon he, dumped D-D    D-D she could not believe when Bev got the hots for Ron  But D-D Ronny did deceive, deceitful Ron Dixon  The chance that Ron had waited for, he gave D-D the push  This was the last time Ronny saw D-D's monstrous mush    Ron Dixon...Guitar time...Ron Dixon    Ron Dixon he dumped D-D...D-D