I'd walk across the M.1.  I'd trek through the Amazon  I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME  I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo  I'd box with Frankie Bruno  I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN  BUT I'M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN    [Chorus:]  THERE'S A SLAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET  A MAN'S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE  A DIRTY BAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET  THERE'S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street    I'd fence with a sword that was blunt  I'd hitch a lift from James Hunt  I COULD DO ANYTHING....    [Chorus]...  [Guitar Bit]....  [Chorus]    Say no more.