I felt like a snack in the middle of the night  I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee  A crash beyond the kitchen door  Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee    You might o' guessed, I am possessed  I really must insist  May I suggest invest in an exorcist.    [Chorus:]  Help me, oo ee  oo ee, believe me  geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo  where's he?...  in the pantry.    I went goose pimplyfied  No where to run, no where to hide, for me  I was sceptical before  But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay.    [Chorus:]  [Guitar time] You might o' guessed...  [Chorus] & In the pantry...Poltergeist...  END