When I met you, I thought how sweet,  My lonely life would now be complete  If only I knew, have I no brain?  You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane.    [Chorus:]  Dearest darling, I leave this note for you  A love letter with sincerity  Dearest darling, I leave this note for you  Get out o'my life, get out o'my life  Coz I...loathe you    You smiled at me, she smiled at him  My heart melted, his heart melted  This was the real thing, this was the real thing  I'm besotted, he's besotted  What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock  I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock    [Chorus]    [Guitar Time / Chorus].