Stoker is a boy in blue  and he must be the worst  He's a copper!  Stoker someday he'll get you  but you won't be the first  he's a copper  he's a police constable  that makes us feel uncomfortable  he's a copper  no more football in the street  or neckin with your girlfriend  Stoker's on the beat again...    [Chorus:]  He's a Bobby he's a joker  he's a Bobby we want dead  he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why  can't we have a decent copper  proper copper instead?    Stoker loves to see a fight  he really goes to town  he's a copper  Stoker's smiling with delight  he's took somebody down  he's a copper  he'll prove you guilty in the court  you'll wish that you had never fought  a copper  don't cry or shout or scream or yell  there's nothing you can do  when Stoker's in the cell with you  [Chorus]    The United Team supporters  have invaded the pitch  that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so  he finds his talky switch  I need some help down here boys  there's punks and skinheads too  and we all hate P.C. Stoker &  we hate the boys in blue.    Stoker's rather fed up coz  there's no one else to nick  he's a copper  someone soon will kick his head in  just you wait n'see  it needs somebody tough  coz we've all had enough  yes it needs somebody tough  but I think it won't be me  [Chorus]