He was a rich man, he was a sod  INCOME TAX THIEF KNOWN AS KEN DODD  Lock him up dump Doddy in the nick  A GREEDY PIG WITH A TICKLING STICK    Not content in the super tax bracket  1/2 a mill in the pocket of his jacket  He climbed up stairs to hide away the bread  1/2 a million smackers under Ken's bed.    OO OO OO He dodged the Inland Revenue  A Liverpudlian with loads o' loot  He didn't declare it, he didn't give a hoot!    [Chorus:]  KEN KEN, Who's he again?  A DISSAPOINTMENT TO THE DIDDYMEN  KEN KEN, Had the upper hand  NOW HE'LL NEVER EXPAND ON HIS 500 GRAND  KEN KEN, HAD A LOAD O' CASH  Till the cops copt Ken in NOTTY HASH.    The cops crept in to where Ken slept  THEY KNEW WHERE KEN'S CASH WAS KEPT  Doddy then had to confess  THE DOSH WAS UNDER HIS MATTRESS    OOO...  [Chorus]...  [Guitar]