Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit  Terry never goes out, he's a hermit    A lonely lonely dude  Terry won't answer the phone or the door  & we don't see Terry no more    No-one can contact Terry anymore  A life of solitude    [Chorus:]  Hello.... this is Terry talking  Terry talking, talking all alone  Hello... this is Terry Talking  on the answer phone... Terry's not at home    Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut  Locked in the house with the curtains shut    No-one can contact Terry...    Hello... [guitar bit]    Hello...