There's a fella from a film  reminds me of Duncan Goodewe  but he's not a proper skinhead  cause he hasn't got a tattoo    He's not as wise as he seems  coz he's just an actor  he's a dunce, I've never seen  him on the Krypton Factor    We all rinse in Silvercrin  to keep our head clean  but we know that Yul's not  a common human being  coz he uses Mr Sheen...    [Chorus:]  Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,  they say he's a skinhead  but we know that it's a lie  Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner  he is just a baldy geezer  from the Kink & I,  Yul BBBBB Brynner    Yul Brynner was a skinhead  they said on the News,  but I've never seen Yul Brynner  wearing Doctor Martens shoes    His only claim to fame was that  he had a shiney nut  But I would look just the same  if I had my hair cut    We all rinse in Silvercrin...  [Chorus]