Oh I never sneeze when you're around,  and you never think I have a cold,  but when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need,  you and a box of handkerchiefs...    My nose never runs when you're around,  and you never think I have the flu,  but when I really do I I Ityshoo I need,  you and a box of handkerchiefs...    I catch a cold easy  when I'm feeling sneezy,  what I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me  It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...    Everytime I go out I get the flu,  I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again,  I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere...    Oh I never sniff when you're around,  and you never think I'm really ill,  oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need,  you and a box of handkerchiefs.