"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man  I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan  Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in  They call themselves the Taliban  (ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)    Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here  They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear  She loves the desert and the hot white sand   But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand   The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)    You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be   Ride Camel Ride  My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side  We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan  We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban  (oh yeah the taliban) (baby)    I know where you comin from brother!   This is a patriotic love song   So y'all feel free to salute if you want,   You got my permission.    Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win  Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end  Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you   sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"  (Taliban baby)    So we prayed to Allah with all of our might  Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night  They dropped little bombs all over their holy land  And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran  (the taliban)    You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be   Ride Camel Ride  My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side  We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan  We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban  (oh yeah, taliban)  we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"