I used to come home late and not a minute too soon  Barking like a dog, howling at the moon  You'd be mad as an ol' red hen  Up all night wonderin' where I been  I'd fall down and say come help me honey  You laughed outloud I guess you thought it was funny  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'    Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence  I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense  Too much work is hard for your health  I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself  And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash  It's honey do this honey do that  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'    Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass  You made me a list and I'm bustin' my wheel  All broke down, tail's been draggin'  It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon  I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash  It's honey do this honey do that  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'  Yeah I sobered up and I got to thinkin'  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'