(Son of a gun)   You walked into the party   Like you were walking onto a yacht   Your hat strategically dipped below one eye   Your scarf it was apricot   You had one eye in the mirror   As you watched yourself gavotte   And all the girls dreamed   That they'd be your partner   They'd be your partner, and....      You're so vain   You probably think this song is about you   You're so vain   I'll bet you think this song is about you   Don't you? Don't you?      You had me several years ago   When I was still quite naive   When you said that we made such a pretty pair   And that you would never leave      But you gave away the things you loved   And one of them was me   I had some dreams   They were clouds in my coffee   Clouds in my coffee and....      You're so vain   You probably think this song is about you   You're so vain   I'll bet you think this song is about you   Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?      I had some dreams   They were clouds in my coffee   Clouds in my coffee and....      You're so vain   You probably think this song is about you   You're so vain   I'll bet you think this song is about you   Don't you? Don't you?      Well I hear you went up to Saratoga   And your horse naturally won   Then you flew your Lear jet to Nova Scotia   To see the total eclipse of the sun      Well, you're where you should be all the time   And when you're not you're with   Some underworld spy   Or the wife of a close friend   Wife of a close friend, and....      You're so vain   You probably think this song is about you   You're so vain   I'll bet you think this song is about you   Don't you? Don't you?