come on babe, why dont we paint the town?   And all that jazz   i'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down   And all that jazz      start the car   i know a whoopie spot   where the gin is cold   but the piano's hot   it's just a noisy hall   where there's a nightly brawl   And all...that...jazz!      skidoo   And all that jazz   Hotcha!   whoopie   And all that jazz      slick you hair and wear your buckle shoes   And all that jazz   i hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues   And all that jazz      hold on hun   we're gonna bunny hug   i bought some aspirin   down at united drug   in case you shake apart   and want a brand new start   to do...that...JAZZ!      find a flask we're playing fast and loose   And all that jazz   right up here is where i store the juice   And all that jazz      come on babe   we're gonna brush the sky   i betcha lucky lindy   never flew so high   cause in the stratosphere   how could he lend an ear   to all that jazz!      ooohhh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake   And all that jazz      ooohhh, she's gonna shimmy til her garters break   And all that jazz      show her where to park her girdle   oh, her mother's blood will curdle   if she'd hear her baby's queer   for all...that..jazz!   all...that...jazz!      come on babe why dont we paint the town   And all that jazz   i'm gonna rouge my knees and wear my stockings down   And all that jazz      start the car   i know a whoopee spot    where the gin is cold   but the piano's hot   its just a noisy hall   where there's a nightly brawl   And all that jazz!      nooo, i'm no one's wife   but, oohh i love my life   And all that jazz!   That Jazz!