[Announcer]   5, 6, 7, 8!      [Dance Captain]   [man looking for Kelly sisters]   Has anybody seen the Kellly sisters?   You, you're up in 5.      [Velma Kelly] (getting out of the car)   - Keep the change, Charlie.      [Charlie - driver]   - Thank you.      [Dance Captain]   Where the hell have you been? And where is Veronica?      [Velma Kelly]   she isn't herself tonight       [Dance Captain]   But tonight's your sister act.      [Velma Kelly]   Don't sweat it. I'll can do it alone. Shit! All right!       [Dance Captain?]   Move it! Move it! Hurry up!      [Announcer]   Ladies and gentlemen, the Onyx club is proud to present Chicago's hottest show    in the world. Two Jazz babes moving as one. The Kelly sisters!      [Velma Kelly]   Come on babe   Why don't we paint the town?   And all that Jazz   I'm gonna rouge my knees   And roll my stockings down   And all that jazz   Start the car   I know a whoopee spot   Where the gin is cold   But the piano's hot   It's just a noisy hall   Where there's a nightly brawl   And all   That   Jazz      [Announcer]   Make that two)      [Velma Kelly]   And all that jazz   And all that jazz   Slick your hair   And wear your buckle shoes   And all that Jazz   I hear that Father Dip   Is gonna blow the blues   And all that Jazz   Hold on, hon   We're gonna bunny hug   I bought some aspirin   Down at United Drug   I case you shake apart   And want a brand new start   To do   that      [Roxie Hart] (imagine)   Jazz      [Fred Casely]   Let's go, babe.      [Roxie Hart]   But l didn't even meet your friend. That:that manager guy.      [Fred Casely]   Don't worry, Roxie. It's all taken care of.      [Roxie Hart]   You told him about me?      [Fred Casely]   Yeah, kid. lt's all arranged.       [Velma Kelly]   Find a flask   We're playing fast and loose   And all that jazz   Right up here   Is where I store the juice   And all that jazz   Come on, babe   We're gonna brush the sky   I bet you luck Lindy   Never flew so high   'Cause in the stratosphere   How could he lend an ear   to all   that   Jazz?   Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake      [Company]   And all that jazz      [Velma Kelly]   Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break      [Company]   And all that jazz      [Velma Kelly]   Show her where to park her girdle   Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle      [Company]   If she'd hear her baby's queer      [Velma Kelly]   For all   that   jazz      [Roxie Hart]   Oh!   - Hello, Mrs. Borusewicz.      [Mrs. Borusewicz]   - Mrs. Hart.      [Roxie Hart]   This is Fred. He's my brother.      [Velma Kelly]   All   that   jazz   Come on, babe   Why Don't we paint   The town?   And all that jazz   And all that jazz   I'm gonna *   Rouge my knees   And roll my *   Stockings down   And all that jazz   And all that jazz   Start the car   I know a whoopee spot   Where the gin is cold   But the piano's hot   It's just a noisy hall   Where there's a nightly brawl   And all   that   jazz      [Roxie Hart]   Say it again.      [Fred Casely]   You're a star, kid. My little shooting star!      [Velma Kelly]   No, I'm no one's wife   But, Oh, I love my life   And all   that   Jazz!   That Jazz!