[VELMA (to Roxie)]   My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop   My sister and I were headed straight for the top   My sister and I earned a thou a week at least   Oh, yeah!   But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased      I know it's sad, of course   But a fact is still a fact   And now all that remains   Is the remains   Of a perfect double act!      [spoken]   Watch this.   They have to imagine   this with two people.    It's swell with two people.      First I'd...   Then she'd...   Then we'd...   But I can't do it alone!   Then she'd...   Then I'd...   Then we'd...   But I can't do it alone!      She'd say,"What's your sister like?"   I'd say, "Men,"   She'd say, "you're the cat's meow"   Then we'd wow the crowd again   When she'd go...   I'd go...   We'd go...      Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar   Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor   Yelling, sreaming, begging for more.      [spoken]   And we'd say, "O.K. fellas, keep your socks up.   Cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!"      But I simply cannot do it alone!      So what do you think? Come on, you can say.      I know you're right. The first part is shit.   But the second part, the second part is really nifty.   OK      She go...(See, get it, right?)   I go...(Then I'd kick really high...)   We go...   And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown   To cheer the best attraction in town   They nearly tore the balcony down      [spoken]   And we'd say. "O.K. boys,    we're goin' home, but here's a few more partin' shots!"   And this... this we did in perfect unison.      Now, you've seen me goin' through it   You may see there's nothin' to it   But I simply cannot do it   Alone!      Like other girls is Mulan and the Richard   And the Mark is that Richard   Love is like another is heart!   But we simply   Cannot   Do it... alone!!