Roxie:   The name on everybody's lips   Is gonna be Roxie   The lady rakin' in the chips   Is gonna be Roxie      I'm gonna be a celebrity   That means somebody everyone knows   They're gonna recognize my eyes   My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose      From just some dumb mechanic's wife   I'm gonna be Roxie   Who says that murder's not an art?      And who in case she doesn't hang   Can say she started with a bang?   Foxy Roxie Hart!      Roxie:   You wanna know something? I always wanted to be in vaudeville.    And now that I'm a celebrity, I'm gonna have me a swell act,    too. Yeah, I'll get a boy to work with - someone who can lift    me up, show me off - Oh, hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame    me better. Think "Big," Roxie, think "Big." I'm gonna get me   a whole bunch of boys.      The name on everybody's lips   Is gonna be      Boys:   Roxie      Roxie:   The lady rakin' in the chips is gonna be       Boys:   Roxie   She's gonna be a celebrity      Roxie:   That means somebody everyone knows      Boys:   They're gonna recognize her eyes   Her hair, her teeth...       Roxie:   ...my boobs, my nose   Ooh, ah ah ah   From just some dumb mechanic's wife   I'm gonna be   Sing it!      Boys:   Roxie      Roxie:   Who says that murder's not an art?      Boys:   And who in case she doesn't hang      Roxie:   Can say she started with a bang?      Boys:   Foxy Roxie Hart!      Boys:   They're gonna wait outside in line   To get to see Roxie      Roxie:   Think of those autographs I'll sign   "Good luck to you, Roxie"   And I'll appear in a lavaliere   That goes all the way down to my waist      Boys:   Here a ring, there a ring   Everywhere a ring a ling      Roxie:   But always the best of taste   Oooh, I'm a star.      Boys;   And the audience loves her.      Roxie:   And I love the audience. And the audience loves me for    loving them. And I love the audience for loving me. And    we just love each other. That's because none of us got    enough love in our childhood.      Boys:   That's right.      Roxie:   And that's show biz, kid.      Boys:   Oh, yeah.   She's giving up her humdrum life      Roxie:   I'm gonna be       Boys:   Roxie.   She made a scandal and a start.      Roxie:   And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know   To see her name get billed below      All:   Foxy Roxie Hart      Boys:   Chuh, chuh, chuh, etc...      Roxie:   Oooh ah ah ah ah ah ah   (As boys exit)   Those are my boys.      ANNOUNCER:   Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.