[Announcer]   For her first number, Ms. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of Loving    Devotion. Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos.      [Roxie]   Sometime's I'm right   Sometime's I'm wrong   But he doesn't care   He'll String along   He loves me so   That funny honey of mine   Sometime's I'm down   Sometime's I'm up   But he follows 'round   Like some droopy-eyed pup   He loves me so   That funny honey of mine      [Amos Hart]   Like I said, even though I shot him, he kept coming at me. So I had to pull    the trigger again.      [Roxie Hart]   He ain't no sheik   That's no great physique   And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts   Oh but look at that soul   I tell you the whole   Is a whole lot greater than   The sum of his parts   And if you knew him like me   I know you'd agree   What if the world   Slandered my name?   Why he'd be right there   Taking the blame   He loves me so   And it all suits me fine   That funny sunny honey   Hubby of mine      [Amos Hart]   And supposed if... just supposed if he violated her or something. You know what    I mean, violated?      [Martin Harrison]   l know what you mean.      [Amos Hart]   Or something. Think how terrible it'd have been. It's good thing I got home    from work on time. - I'm telling you that.      [Roxie Hart]   He loves me so   That funny honey of mine      [Amos Hart]   - I say I'm telling you that.      [Martin Harrison]   The name of deceased is Fred Casely.      [Amos Hart]   Fred Casely? How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him. He sold us our    furniture. He gave us 10% off.      [Roxie Hart]   Lord knows he ain't got the smarts      [Martin Harrison]   You told me he was the burglar? - You mean he was dead when you got home?      [Amos Hart]   I'm covering for her. She was telling me cock and bull story story about this    burglar. And I'd say I did it because I was sure to get off. 'Help me, Amos.'    she said, 'lt's my goddamn hour-need.'      [Roxie Hart]   Now he shot off his trap   I can't stand that sap      [Amos Hart]   And i believed that cheap little tramp. She's too smart on me, huh? And i    protected her... I'm on the garage with my butt 14 hours a day. And she's now    promoted to a bon-bon? And traveling around like some goddamn pussy! She    thought she can pull the world by that I wasn't pulled yet. I tell you that    something that I can take. And this time she pushed me too far. I didn't shoot    him. Fool, what a sap I was