I'll be the girl   With the long blonde hair   And the really pale skin   If you care   I sit in the corner of the room   Cross-legged and quiet   Filled with doom   I never ever liked the smell in here   It's cold and wet and reeks of beer   The lights are turned out permanently   But that's ok   'Cause I don't want to see      CHORUS:   Wayne   Wait for me   And take me up in your hot-air balloon   And feed me cotton candy   Wayne   Pray for me   'Cause I'll be there in a couple of years   Until then   Wait for me      Who's the strange lady with the big silly hair   And berries on her face   Dressed like a pear   Do I really have to hold her hand   And pretend she's my mommy   You're the wife and man   (When I know you're not my mommy)   It's crowded and I feel lost in here   I'm trying to find a familiar fear   I look everywhere   But I just can't see   There's not anything   That reminds me of me      CHORUS      You make me feel   Fresh as flowers   Under these rocks and stones      CHORUS