You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet   Primordial superman   I know the trouble you've gotten in   Leave this trouble half cottoned down      If I know better, I don't know better   If I know better, I don't know better      The pigeon's half alive   The other half's in bed   We'll pray for the pigeon or half at least   And pray he's not half dead      If I know better, I don't know better   If I know better, I don't know better      The bartender looks like George Best   Plenty of them do   Look at the way that George went astray   And has since been misconstrued      If I know better, I don't know better   If I know better, I don't know better      Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace   We're entrepreneurs in the field   Till we rolled on the bones and we made them our own   And the road to contention was sealed      If I know better, I don't know better   If I know better, I don't know better