(lyrics by Jim Crichton)  I spend half of each day just eyeing the clock  And dream of all the things I'd like to do  'n nothing ever changes from day to day  I've just been guarding this desk for you  It's a mayday, it's a mayday,  There must be something else I could do  It's a mayday, it's a mayday,  Instead of guarding this desk for you  Time's up!  You've been wishing your life away  Time's up!  You've been wishing your life away  I'm getting very tired of waiting for the weekend  Then there's nothing when it comes around  I need a little more excitement, give me some advneture  I don't know how you've held me this long  It's a mayday, it's a mayday,  Time just marches on  It's a mayday, it's a mayday,  I don't know how you've held me this long  Time's up  You've been wishing your life away  (You've been wishing your life away)  Time's up  You've been wishing your life away  Chances are chances and I know I've had a few  But at the time it just seemed wrong  Now I'm sitting here wondering, waiting  Watching out his window  And I'm sure my day will come  It's a mayday, it's a mayday  Time just marches on  It's a mayday, it's a mayday  And I know my day will come