What have you got for me this time  Can you make it sparkle  Can you make it shine  Have you got anything brighter  Something like that but a little bit tighter  [Chorus]  Pitchman, Pitchman  Sell me that Pitchman  Something I need has slipped my mind  I've come here to barter  I've come here to buy  I've got this town tucked in my back pocket  I can't seem to stop it  I just wish I had more time  I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up  Will you try to to scratch it  Don't mark it up  Ive got a hunger for the things that sparkle  I've got a thirst for the things that shine  Everyone a winner  Everyone amazing  Everyone a shocker  Everyone to tantalize  Don't mark it up!  Everyone a sure thing  Everything's tempting  Everyone must tantalize  But don't mark it up!  [Repeat Chorus]