Ooh I can't get out of bed  Let's stay at home instead  I just want to play with you all day  Good loving gives me a thrill  But it don't pay the bills  Somehow true love will find a way.  CHORUS:  Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant!  Gonna get a grant to be in love  We'll philander for philanthropy  Doing what comes naturally  Let's get a grant for love!  Yum yum, we sure can cook  It's time we wrote the book  The whole world needs our recipe  We'll cuddle without a care  In our own endowed chair  In applied anthropology  BRIDGE:  Won't need no advanced degrees  We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze  Kisses so delectable  They've got to be tax-deductible.  CHORUS  From Berkeley to M.I.T.  We'll be our favorite charity  Donating our bodies to research  We'll hit the best resorts  Sending quarterly reports  Graphing every lesson we have learned.  BRIDGE:  Your methods drive me mad  I want to fund you so bad  And when our passion's sated  We can be evaluated!  CHORUS