Zoo time is she and you time    The mammals are your fav'rite type    You'd better want her tonight.  Heart beat  increasing heart beat  You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos    Elephants and tacky tigers.    This town ain't big enough for the both of us    And it ain't me who's gonna leave.    Flying  domestic flying    And when the stewlrdess is near  Do not show any fear.  Heart beat  increasing heart beat  You are a khaki-coloured bombadier    It's Hiroshima that you're nearing.    This town ain't big enough for the both of us  . . .    Daily except for Sunday  You dawdle into the cafe  Where you meet her each day.  Heart beat  increasing heart beat  As twenty cannibals have hold of you  They need their protein just like you do.    This town ain't big enough for the both of us  . . .    Shower  another shower    You've got to look your best for her  And be clean ev'rywhere.  Heart beat  increasing heart beat  The rain is pouring on the foreign town    The bullets cannot cut you down.    This town ain't big enough for the both of us  . . .    Census  the latest census    There'll be more girls who live in town  Though not enough to go round.  Heart beat  increasing heart beat  You know that:    This town ain't big enough for the both of us  . . .