Give 'em the old razzle dazzle   Razzle dazzle 'em  Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it   And the reaction will be passionate  Give 'em the old hocus pocus   Bead and feather 'em  How can they see with sequins in their eyes?   What if your hinges all are rusting?   What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?   Razzle dazzle 'em   And they'll never catch wise  Give 'em the old razzle dazzle     Razzle dazzle 'em  Back in the days of old Methusulah   Everyone loves the big bamboozulah  Give 'em the old three ring circus     Stun and stagger 'em  When you're in trouble   Go into your dance  Though you are stiffer than a girder     They let you get away with murder  Razzle dazzle 'em   And you got a romance  Give 'em the old razzle dazzle     Razzle dazzle 'em  Give 'em an act that's unassailable   They'll wait a year till you're available  Give 'em the old wobble bammy   Daze and dizzy 'em  Show 'em the first rate sorcere you are   Long as you keep 'em way off balance   How can they spot you got no talents?  Razzle dazzle 'em   Razzle dazzle 'em   And they'll make you a star  (transcribed by David )