I been doodlin' on this notepad  And I been takin' telephone calls  I can tell this job's at the end of the line  And I'm ready for the fall  But I been watchin' the boss carefully  and he always seems to be havin' a ball  And then I scratch my head and wonder  Why I'm down here and he's up the hall...  All of my paychecks aren't worth  The paper they're printed on  I get 'em Friday  And Monday they're all gone  There must be some way  To change my situation  It's time that I took up  A brand new vocation  I wanna take a two week vacation  26 times a year (add 'em up)  When I go to exotic places  My jet will be a Leer  I'll need several secretaries  Just to jot down notes  I'll wear Gucci loafers  And expensive shirts  And blue executive, exotic coats  I, I said I wanna be a boss  Well I''ll drive in fancy cars  No, well maybe I'll just cruise  With a limo and a chaufer  TV, telephone and booze  Tinted windows so the common folk  Can't see me here inside  Maybe every now and then for fun  I'll give some old coot a ride  Then maybe I'll slip 'em  A thousand dollar bill  The he'll smile and shake my hand  And I'll put him in my will  I'm gonna count up all my widgets  And digits and all my stuff  I'll make millions in a day  But it'll never be enough  Nope...not enough  'Cause I, I said I wanna be a boss  Now if I find a product I like  I'll buy up the whole company  Then I'll shave my face and grin  And smile and sell it on TV  And everyone will know me  I'll be more famous that Howard Hughes  I'll grow a long beard  And watch "Ice Station Zebra" in the nude  And grow my nails like Fu Man Chu  And keep a row of specimen jars  Get other people to work for me  Well no...maybe I'll buy  The planet Mars  And build an amusement park up there  Better than old Walt's place  You'll have to be a millionaire to go  And we'll smoke cigars  And lounge in lace  And talk the talk of businessmen  And bosses that we are  So here's to me  The drinks are free  'Cause I just bought this bar...  ----------------------------------------------