Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee  We really shocked the local rock disc jock  Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me  The poor bloke nearly went right off his block  We only told him what we did and didn't like  And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike    You can't say that on the radio  You can't say that on the radio  yes we all do it but you can't refer to it  You can't say that on the radio    Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee  We said the word and got our knuckles rapped  But if he didn't want to know  Why did he ask our views on all that crap?  Oh now we've done it and we've really got it wrong  Not even Uncle John will get to play this song    Cos you can't say crap on the radio  You can't say crap on the radio  We all do it but you can't refer to it  You can't say crap on the radio    Of course we teach freedom of speech  But say as we say and not what we preach  We know your sort you little guttersnipe  Don't give us none of that shit    Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee  But now we know how we touched a sore spot  Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me  It's plain to see what got him bothered and hot  We thought that it was just something that you said  But then we realised it was all he played    Cos he can play crap on the radio  You can play crap on the radio  Be careful what you say  And you can play shite all day  You can play crap on the radio    Crapital radio