Well I don't know why I came here tonight  I got the feeling that something ain't right  I'm so scared in case I fall of my chair  And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs    Clowns to the left of me  Jokers to the right  Here I am, stuck in the middle with you  Yes I am stuck in the middle with you    And I'm wondering what it is I should do  It's so hard to keep this smile from my face  Losing control, I'm all over the place    Clowns to the left of me  Jokers to the right  Here I am, stuck in the middle with you    Well you started off with nothing  And you're proud that you're a self made man  And your friends they all come crawlin'  Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"    Tried to make some sense at all  But I can see it makes no sense at all  Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?  You don't think that I can take anymore    Clowns to the left of me  Jokers to the right  Here I am, stuck in the middle with you    And you started off with nothing  And you're proud that you're a self made man  And your friends they all come crawlin'  Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"    Well I don't know why I came here tonight  I got the feeling that something ain't right  I'm so scared in case I fall of my chair  And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs    Clowns to the left of me  Jokers to the right  Here I am, stuck in the middle with you  Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you  Stuck in the middle of you  Here I am stuck in the middle with you    these lyrics are submitted by unknown