Well, I don't know why I came here tonight   I got the feeling something ain't right   I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair   And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs      Yeah clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   Here I am, stuck in the middle with you   Stuck in the middle with you      Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you   And I'm wondering what is I should do   It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face   Lose control and I'm all over the place      Yeah clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   Here I am, stuck in the middle with you      Well, you started out with nothing   And you're proud, you're a self-made man   And your friends they all come crawling   Slap you on the back and say, "Please, oh please"   Oh no      Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   Here I am      Well, you started out with nothing   And you're proud, you're a self-made man   And your friends they all come crawling   Slap you on the back and say, "Please, oh please"      Well, I don't know why I came here tonight   I got the feeling something ain't right   I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair   And I'm wondering if I'll get down, get get down the stairs      Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right   Here I am, stuck in the middle with you   Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you   Stuck in the middle with you   Here I am, well here I am stuck in the middle with you