Well I don't know   Why I came here tonight   I got the feeling that   Something ain't right   I'm so scared in case   I fall off my chair   And I'm wondering   How I'll get down the stairs   Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   Here I am   Stuck in the middle with you   Yes I am stuck in   The middle with you   And I'm wondering   What it is   I should do   It's so hard to keep   This smile from my face   Losing control   Yeah I'm all   Over the place      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   Here I am   Stuck in the middle with you      Well you started out   With nothing   And you're proud that   You're a self made man   And your friends   They all come calling   Slap you on the back and say   Please   Please      Tried to make   Some sense at all   But I can see that   It makes no sense at all   Is it cool to go   To sleep on the floor?   You don't think   That I can take anymore      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   Here I am   Stuck in the middle with you      Stuck in the middle   Stuck in the middle      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   (Stuck in the middle)      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   (Stuck in the middle)      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   (Oh yeah)      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   Here I am   Stuck in the middle with you      Well you started out   With nothing   And you're proud that   You're a self made man   And your friends   They all come calling   Slap you on the back and say   Please   (I say)   Please      Well I don't know   Why I came here tonight   (Came here tonight)   I got the feeling that   Something ain't right   (Something thing   Don't feel right)   I'm so scared in case   I fall off my chair   (I am so scared)   And I'm wondering   How I'll get down the stairs      Clowns to the left of me   Jokers to the right   Here I am   Stuck in the middle with you      Stuck in the middle with you   (Oh yeah)   Stuck in the middle of you   (Here I am)   Stuck in the middle with you   (With you, with you)