Johnny got shot through the grease  Drove his wheels through guarantee  Walked about with a monkey on his back  Torn pages of a coward's almanac  He got stuck between y - z  First letters of his own alphabet  Everythin' is cut & dry. The rooster crowes 3 times  As he turns & goes. The rooster crowes 3 times  A wise man told him about a song  First he had to blow the dust from his tongue  And Johnny said  Cannot see the mess I'm in  Can't seem to plug my organ in.  Everythin' is cut and dry - till the rooster crowes 3 times  As he turns & he goes - the rooster crowes 3 times  Wished I had a bad, bad memory  For all my so-called friends to see  So keep on readin' between the lines  A frogue's tongue freakin' at a jar of flies  If we never meet again it's to soon - so let's not pretend