(Kelly/Mann)    Our super-hero in a maple-leaf cape  Was locked in the trunk of a car  and he escaped  He's a Moosehead muppet on  an ex-pat kick  Got a valid passport and he's proud of it  Prairie boy-wonder why are you  spittin' corn  In the Yankee's eye?  Aways-away and gone awry  On a Wichita Monday night  And I do abhor  Our Ambassador  You can't ignore  Him  Our emissary's cause for concern  And a good old-fashioned lynching is all he's earned  For his country, his flag, his love of the land  He drank half of Kansas for the band  Prairie boy-wonder why  Are you the laughing-stock in the  Yankee's eye?  Aways-away and gone awry  On a Wichita Monday night