I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart  But you've got being right down to an art  You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall  You're a regular original, a know-it-all  Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special  Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else    Okay, so you're a rocket scientist  That don't impress me much  So you got the brain but have you got the touch  Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright  But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night  That don't impress me much    I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket  And a comb up his sleeve-just in case  And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it  'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special  Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else    Okay, so you're Brad Pitt  That don't impress me much  So you got the looks but have you got the touch  Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright  But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night  That don't impress me much    You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine  You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in  I can't believe you kiss your car good night  C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special  Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else    Okay, so you've got a car  That don't impress me much  So you got the moves but have you got the touch  Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright  But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night    That don't impress me much  You think you're cool but have you got the touch  Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright  But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night  That don't impress me much    Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...  Oo-Oh-Oh  That don't impress me much!    Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No  Alright! Alright!    You're Tarzan!  Captain Kirk maybe.  John Wayne.  Whatever!  That don't impress me much!