He took me to--our favorite spot  A place we go to hang a lot  Something seemed to catch his eye  Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder  Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder    I turned around--to see what's up  A pretty young thing sure enough  She was new--he wanted to  Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her  Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her    Oh--yeah--  then she flicked her hair (yeah!)  Oh--yeah--he began to stare    [Chorus:]  Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!  I gotta make him keep his cool  (Waiter) Bring me water!  He's acting like a fool  (Waiter) Bring me water!    Uh, oh, I did my best--to block his view  But it was like he could see through me  I just knew--he wanted to  Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her  Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her    Oh--yeah--I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!)  Oh--yeah--she's still standing there    [Repeat Chorus]    There's gotta be a way to cool this clown--  he's starting to embarrass me  I may even have to hose him down--  bring me water  I don't know what he finds so distracting--  what's so hot about her  I really don't like the way he's acting  Bring me water!    Uh, Bring it on!  Uhhhh  Oh  What's so hot about her  Uh, uh, uh,  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah  (Waiter, bring me water)  Gotta make him keep his cool  (Waiter, bring me water)  Send him back to school  (Waiter, bring me water)  He's acting like a fool  (Waiter, bring me water)  Waiter, bring me water