This town was built on muddy stilts  By the lunatic parade  It rains like Revelations  Gonna wash these freaks away  Some girls wanna hold your hand  And some girls like to pray  Well my girl takes her drinks   With dust and rusty razor blades    As I lie between these covers  I wanna tell her that I love it  When she chokes me in the  Backseat of her riverboat 'cause    She's my man  And we got all the balls we need  When you taste that big meat  You're amazed  She smells your sympathy  So bye bye ladies  May the best queen hold the crown  For the most bush sold on the levee  My my, how word gets around  She strangles for a good time  And she kills my self-control  She's my man, don't be too sad sonny  'Cause she'll never be your woman no more    Someday soon, this dank lagoon's   Gonna sink right into hell  They'll hide you from Big Ida  At the Sho' Enough Hotel  The Ladies of the evening's just  A tombstone in your bed  Well my girl eats a wounded preacher  'tween two loaves of bread    I know she's up to something  But how can I run when she's just  Keel-hauled twenty-on to nothing  I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause    She's my man  And we got all the balls we need  When you taste that big meat  You're amazed  She smells your sympathy  So bye bye ladies  May the best queen hold the crown  For the most bush sold on the levee  My my, how word gets around  She strangles for a good time  And she kills my self-control  She's my man, don't be too sad sonny  'Cause she'll never be your woman no more    All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny  When the good ship comes to town  Who said loves a bitch'll sit next to me honey  Because this old boat's gonna run aground  I don't want to be the burden  Or your jealous bastard  I don't wanna be the Tarzan of your next epic disaster    She's my man  And we got all the balls we need  When you taste that big meat  You're amazed  She smells your sympathy  So bye bye ladies  May the best queen hold the crown  For the most bush sold on the levee  My my, how word gets around  She strangles for a good time  And she kills my self-control  She's my man, don't be too sad sonny  'Cause she'll never be your woman no more    She's my man, can't you feel her comin'  She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin'  She's my man, she's gonna teach you something  She's me, she's my man