Mom and Dad don't like the clothes I wear  Don't like my friends, don't like my music or my colored hair    Will Smith was right when he was still the Prince still Fresh  I'd give up both of my dumb parents for a Jazzy Jeff    EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME    My piss, your ears: they're gonna become friends  If you don't give me the chance to give my side of defense    It's like I'm Scott Baio in Charles in Charge  Always getting blamed for stupid things that stupid people do    EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME    Urine a Your ears  Feces a Your mouth  The next time that I'm singled out    EVERBODY'S AGAINST ME  [Repeated several times]