Sitting in a nightclub drinking lots of beer  Along came a bird & she whispered in my ear  She looked me up & down she was a real bitch  But I woke up this morning with a funny little itch     She had VD She had VD  And she's given it me & now she's given it me  She had VD She had VD  And now my bellend's green     I went to the doctor's he said 'This is bad  I'll get rid of this & you'll be glad  I'm not being funny I'm not taking the mick  But the only thing that we can do is cut off your dick     She had VD She had VD  And she's given it me & now she's given it me  She had VD She had VD  And now my bellend's green