Video party we had last night   Chainsaw Massacre gave me a fright   Blood'n'guts'n'overkill   Too late punk write your will       Scream & jump as the blood goes pump   The sight on the screen will make you scream ha-ha-haaar       We got pissed to start the adrenalin gushing   The speed Paul got really had us rushing   Wayne was so smashed that he went home   He was back ten minutes later cos he was alone       (chorus)       What was that noise behind my chair?   I got up to see just what was there   Too shit-scared to have a look   The baby's dead he's got no head I think I'm gonna puke       Crud had a bird so he went to bed   She was vampire's bride but she gave good head   We all crashed out at around about two   Then the video nasties come 4Q (for you)