Drinkin', drinkin' Jolt all night  Helpin' me keep on the light  Playin' my Nintendo  But I have my Mario  And I have my little Toad  They will keep me company  When I play them on TV    I beat the bosses on each level  And now it's your turn to settle  Bowser you can suck my dick  After I poke you with a stick  I will stay up all night  Just so I can win this fight  But that cola's goin' down  It's makin' me dance around  Jolt is kickin' in alright  I might have to pause this fight  Up, right, down, down, side to side  Jolt is goin' to win this fight