Yesterday was my birthday  I just turned 28  Tomorrow I’m getting married  We got twins coming on the way  Pretty soon I’ll retire  But from what nobody’s got a clue  Maybe we should throw a party  I’ll get drunk and say thank you    Last night before you left  I dreamt all my teeth fell out  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good  Last night before you left  In a bowl of frosted flakes  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good    Yesterday was my high school  I guess it wasn’t all that bad  Before that was my preschool  I want to grow up to be my dad  Last year my parents did it  I want to thank you both for that  Maybe we could throw a party  We could all grow old and fat    Last night before you left  I dreamt all my teeth fell out  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good  Last night before you left  In a bowl of frosted flakes  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good    Tomorrow night I’ll be dying  Choking on a chicken bone  Pretty soon you’ll be crying  Waiting at my funeral  In a year you won’t remember  Remember what nobody’s got a clue  Maybe then just throw a party  In honor of your friend Andrew    Last night before you left  I dreamt all my teeth fell out  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good  Last night before you left  In a bowl of frosted flakes  I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good