(Tom Meltzer)     Blue Boy, he's a travel agent  Ain't nothing illegal about his work  Police detective, he's getting impatient  Says "I'm going to bust that irresponsible jerk"  Cause he picked him up in the park the other day  Took him downtown and all he would say was  Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train  Look at that train  Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train  Ooh, its gone   Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train  Look at that train  Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train  Ooh, its gone   One day the Blue Boy might punch a one-way ticket  So the detective pays a visit to the crime lab  The scientist says, "This is powerful stuff, you may not lick it  That Blue Boy's running up one hell of a tab."  And Blue Boy he's getting farther out of sight  You know where I saw him? (WHERE?)   Lost is space last night, singing  CHORUS     And all the squares, they don't understand  But Blue Boy knows he holds the world in the palm of his hand  Blue Boy thinks that he's a masterpiece for all  In a museum, that's where he belongs  Police detective says "He's more like a gopher ball  I mean he's going, going, gone!"  And the kids they watch the Blue Boy on TV  And they suspect that he's not real and say  "That's the way I want to be," singing  CHORUS