(Tom Meltzer)     Sometimes you only have to move one rock   For an avalanche to start  Sometimes it only takes one smile   To get inside and mess around your heart  Ever since I met you we've been tumbling toward destruction  That's as certain as the setting of the sun  If I'd known I'd fall in love with you   I'd have fixed it so we never would have met  Never having known you   Would have made you so much easier to forget  You're about as good for me as I am good for you  And that's about as good as an avalanche is fun  And I wish that we were married   So we could get divorced  Get over this loving stuff  Let nature take its course   You can't choose who you love  Darling we're the living proof  So we'll ride this old landslide where it takes us  Headlong to the truth  I'm moving through this landscape  With all the grace of a two-legged mule  I try to stand a while  Then I accept it, I'm no exception to the rule  As I'm bouncing down this mountainside I am pleasantly confounded  But I'm worried that it's never going to stop  I'm thinking as I'm falling I hope I don't land  Where anyone will see me  I'd rather lay in solitude  Until the winds of time blow by to free me  But I've got the peace of mind of a skydiver whose parachute won't open  In other words, I'm good to the last drop  CHORUS     And I got two-months' pay burning a hole in my pocket   It's a crazy thing  I don't know if I should move as far away as I can  Or buy you a wedding ring  And I wish that we were married   Hey maybe we would get divorced  If we get over this loving stuff  If nature takes that course etc.