Bouncin' down the road  They're always catching out the guys  Big ones, small ones, saggy ones, pert ones  We try so hard to avert our eyes  We marvel at their beauty  And girls can't understand  Our enormous fascination  By these beautiful mammary glands  We are a nation that love's girls breasts  We suck 'um we lick 'um we are obsessed  Big or small we're not fussed  You can't beat a girls juicy bust  I love boobies and I've finally found a pair  No matter how hard I try all I do it stare  What's the deal, tell me girls, with the bra strap  It's stopping me from getting to those cheeky little chaps  As long as there are tits I won't give a shit  Boobs, tits, jugs, breasts how can we fault the female chest  Boobs, tits, jugs, breasts  Tit''s jubilee's and boobies, hoo hoo's