I'll solve my problems the same way every time  Never start the day as I mean to carry on  My head feels like I've had a thousand drinks today  But it's ok, I realise this has to end today    Pipe down you twat  And listen to the words I have to say  This thing between you and me is through  I can't bear to see one of you again  Always trying to tempt me    But now I'm through I safely say  That everything else means so much more to me  If I kept on drinking I would have met my end  But now I'm back on the wagon ... again!    Turn my radio up  And listen to the songs of the troubled people  It gets pretty bad when you can relate to what they say  My memories are gone  Due to drinking the damage has been done  Take me home, cause I can't remember!  Take me home again  Back on the wagon again    I'll solve my problems differently every time  Always start the day as I mean to carry on  My head feels so cool and clear today  But it's ok, I realise this has to end today.